...evidently our main man, Ken "Whit" Whitman is getting tired of tripping over himself on Facebook and has decided to "leave" Facebook.
From what my sources have told me Ken "Whit" Whitman usually goes through a cycle of saying/typing something stupid, getting called out on it, and then tries to do a Facebook purge by starting a new account/group and/or just deleting a bunch of connections.
This time.....well this time will be different. His "personal" account will disappear. Yeah....why would our hero need to put up 11 days advance notice? The only thing that makes sense, and fits with the narrative I've heard from other sources, is that Ken "Whit" Whitman is just moving to a different account and is using the better part of two weeks to get his supporters and cronies time to migrate to the new account.
Of course this is an assumption, but it would fit the cycle.......
Just like promises of Kickstarter fulfillments this time....this time, things will be different.
Since the number of Likes is lower, this must be his new Facebook account, or he made more than one:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/Ken-Whitman-1673926089512268/
I don't think he can afford to use his real name anymore. In his "purge" he mentions his 4,000+ friends along with a threat to unbelievers:
ReplyDelete"If you do not LIKE my page, we will be parting ways. Thank you 4000+ Friends. See you on the other side OR thank you for being my (past) Facebook friend."
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682347178&fref=ts&ref=br_tf
Even after threatening people to "like him or else," he hasn't garnered very many "likes."
He seems to have packed on an enormous amount of weight (since roughly November '15) so there is a timeline so far as his physical appearance goes.
Weight-gain can come from being full of bullshit he never purges...
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